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     Dec 7th,  2006

 



"I don't recommend it myself ... for those without insight and

 knowledge, practicing polygamy hurts women very much..."


 
preacher Aa Gym

The formerly beloved preacher Aa Gym, or Abdullah Gymnastiar,  faces the rage of his mostly female fans, following confirmation that he took a second wife. Source: Jakarta Post

 

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Mother of beheaded Indonesian forgives killers

Christian girl was one of three slain; suspected Islamic militants blamed. Haderita told the court that she learned of her daughter’s death from a television report. She said the three suspects had offered their apologies when she met them last month at the National Police Headquarters. (MSNBC)

Take-over of Kinara FEZ by Aphrodite to be celebrated tonight!
Daniel and Fred, are bringing the success formula they have with Aphrodite (Club Rasuna) over to Kemang, the main expat residential area in Jakarta. Tonight (Thursday, Dec 7) is their soft opening  and  "FEZ by Aphrodite" is offering Free flow of Draught beer for all and House pour for the ladies from 6 pm to 10 pm.

 

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Villagers discovered two human hands, a leg and a T-shirt inside a 500-kilogram (1,000-pound) crocodile they trapped and killed in eastern Indonesia. When the villagers got over the shock of finding human body parts inside its abdomen -- together with skull fragments, strands of hair and a pair of shorts -- they cut the beast into pieces and divided up the meat.


Indonesia considering widening polygamy ban after popular preacher takes second wife

Currently, men are only allowed to have a second wife if his first is an invalid, terminally ill or infertile. The regulation, however, is rarely enforced and most commentators say the practice of polygamy is becoming more common. Charismatic preacher and television personality, Aa Gym, who had a strong female following and often preached about family values, announced that he had taken a second wife.

Politician's naked ambition exposes a moral dilemma

INDONESIA is grappling with its first real political sex scandal, courtesy of a widely circulating video of one of the country's most powerful politicians in a hotel room with a popular singer.  Politicians have always paid lip service to devout piety in this heavily Islamic nation. Many have playboy reputations, but none has been caught on tape before.

Mr Zaini is also the head of Golkar's religious affairs committee, which has responsibility for moral issues.

The singer, Maria Eva, has not been so coy. She has admitted making the film but denied distributing it.

"Actually it is an old story. I know the recording of the indecent scene was two years ago," Ms Eva said. (SMH)

 

Lawmaker summoned to explain sex tape

INDONESIA: Top Golkar official quits over sex video

Indonesia gives Bali bombers last chance for appeal
(MSNBC)

 

Indonesia to reactivate spy network   -  Indonesia will reactivate a grass-roots domestic spy network as part of its fight against terrorism, which critics have seen as a return to the oppressive polices of the Suharto era. The system was disbanded in 2000 by then president Abdurrahman "Gus Dur" Wahid. (Yahoo)

Child trafficking 'on rise in Indonesia'  - A report said one woman was caught in Jakarta after having sold 880 babies abroad. In another case one group admitted to selling more than 80 babies to foreigners, while a man in west Java had "exported" about 300 babies overseas, the report said. UNICEF child protection officer Anna-Karin Jatfors said sexual exploitation of children was a "major and growing issue", with evidence of criminal syndicates operating throughout Indonesia, and Asia. (NineNSM)
 

Another tsunami could hit Indonesia, experts say

The same big geologic fault, called a megathrust, that caused the 2004 tsunami continues to run parallel to the southeast, along the Indian Ocean coast of Sumatra, with the potential to a affect areas to the south, the team at the California Institute of Technology, the University of Southern California and elsewhere reported.  Pressure is building and it could move at any time, they said. Offshore islands may shield Sumatra's city of Padang somewhat, but in 1797 the tsunami was reported to have carried a 200-ton English ship into the town, they said. (The Star)

25,000 families still homeless in tsunami-ravaged Aceh: Oxfam (Reuters)
Tsunami parents forced to give up children (Times Online)
 

POPULAR BAR IN MEGA KUNINGAN LAUNCHES LADIES NIGHT!

Just one week after celebrating its one year existence, Cazbar is throwing a new surprise into the Jakarta Nightlife. Ladies drink for free from 18.00 till 24.00 on every Saturday. The sports bar upstairs shows LIVE cricket on a big screen from 07.00AM onwards while serving an excellent English breakfast. For more info, call 0811169234.



SA ambassador to Indonesia 'Sex pest' resigns from top job

The incidents took place when he was South Africa's ambassador to Indonesia.  He was found guilty on a battery of charges that included stroking the buttocks of an employee, molesting a staff member in a lift and making suggestive motions with his tongue to another. Norman Mashabane has resigned from his post as political adviser to Limpopo premier Sello Moloto with immediate effect. (iAfrica)

FROM  THE EDITOR:


She had tattoos all over her. Her legs, arms and neck were covered with colorful ink injections. I could easily figure out there was more of that under her  black outfit. She wanted a job. 'I am the only tattoo lady in Indonesia.', she said. Instead of showing me her CV, she proudly showed me a folder map with tattoo pictures.  'I can make all of these. I used to make all of these, next to the Harley shop on Jalan Fatmawati, but we went bankrupt:' She sadly looked at the fire spitting dragons and flying angels. She slowly turned a page. 'But this is a bar. ' I reminded her. She awoke from her memories and looked up. 'Do you want to drink something? I asked her. Relieved, without consideration and in one fraction of a second she said: 'YES. A beer please.' It was ten O'clock in the morning. 'You are hired', I said. She did not need a CV. She had character. Bars need character. She grabbed the beer with a strong fist. She gulped half the glass down in three large swallows. 'I just came from Bogor by bus.... Capek (=tired)... ', she explained. She is now working in the One Tree Bar.

Remember the 'starring girl' from Cazbar that freaked me out more then once? Shareholders and customers alike wondered why I had not fired her, as she was an emotionless creature that not only worked slow, but also made lots of mistakes. Other staff ignored her. My theory, that everybody will fit in any position as long as you give them time and confidence, was tested to the utmost. A few times she had approached me with fear in her eyes. 'You gonna fire, ain't you? Just tell me. I am out, ain't I?' Even for my standards, it was almost too much. But by continuously denying this and telling her she should not worry, she started to gain confidence. And then, at a moment when I was sitting with one Cazbar regular at a table drinking a beer, she suddenly stood in front of me. I had to look twice, as I was not sure it was her. 'I just wanna say hi. I am going to this catering job with the Hash'. Before I could say anything, she had already gone. 'Who was that beauty!?' asked the regular. I was perplexed. 'That girl? That girl was the girl you told me to get rid of as she was useless...' , I said slowly. 'What!!???', the regular was in disbelief. It was true. But she had had an unbelievable metamorphose. She was dressed in a tight jeans,  a fashionable sweater on top of it, hanging (too) loosely over her shoulder. Her hair had been re-styled, some large earrings were giving it a remarkable touch. It was the first time I saw her wearing make-up. Not too  much, but just enough. New shoes revealed higher heels. THIS was a lady. In the days that followed she was the talk of the bar. I received SMS messages from visitors, congratulating me with my 'new' staff member. The other girls behind the bar were a bit jokingly in the beginning, but they soon realised the jokes were not appreciated by the customers. They suddenly had competition. And the waitress herself? She silently enjoyed all the commotion and positive comments; it all added to her confidence. Her walk is now daring. She does not stare at me anymore; it is me staring at her...

We have a similar case in the Eastern Promise. There is this girl that Lens hired. She is very shy and does not speak English (yet). I noticed her once when  she totally blacked out.  A loud expat, who probably just spent three months on an oil rig,  slammed his fist on the bar, asking for a tripple Jack D.  'Jack siapa?', she asked with a soft trembling voice and in total confusion, to the hilarity of customers. I felt pity for the girl, but I am sure she will get over it.

I am writing this newsletter while sitting at the bar in Eastern Promise. The shy girl is standing in front of me, preparing a hot chocolate. I show her the December page of our Bar Calendar 2007. She is the model for that month. I can see that see is proud. She shows a flaw but proud smile. She murmurs that the picture is ugly, but I can see she loves it. She stares at it for seconds. Then I ask my hot chocolate. The way she puts the cup in front of me is firm. Much firmer then before... She is happy... I am happy.

Hope to see you all on the opening party of the One Tree in Blok M tomorrow. For some reason it was difficult to get sponsors for this little bar (because it is in Blok M?), but we nevertheless offer free beer the whole night.  Read  the story below of an expat lady, on a night out in the Blok. It is not that bad down there!

Bartele

 

THIS FRIDAY: THE OPENING OF ONE TREE in BLOK M



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The last 'EP Quiz Night' of the year is this Thursday! Team GoBlock M (previous winners) will begin the quiz at 8pm in our garden and shall include a 'festive season' round! So far 8 teams have confirmed so be quick to book your team's table (max 4 per team). Call Lens at 081380630700 for more info. This event is sponsored by IIIM (International Investment and Insurance Management)

In  EASTERN PROMISE  THIS FRIDAY:  Rolling Stones LIVE !  and

 THIS SATURDAY:  Expat Band: SONGS FOR THE DEAF !

With a variety of songs from the sixties right through to the naughties, featuring covers of such famous names as: The Corrs, The Pretenders, Pat Benatar, Tina Turner, Brian Adams, Robbie Williams, Free, ZZ Top, The Stones, AC/DC, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath and many more, Songs For The Deaf will keep us all rocking and dancing 'till the early hours.

In BuGils this Saturday:  DORA on her Crazy Piano

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The   2nd Kopaja Pub Crawl     this Saturday

For anyone who wants to join, come to the One Tree in Blok M at around 18.00. The trip in the orange bus will continue around 20.00 to the Cazbar, to check out the Ladies Night there. After this visit we ride the Kopaja Bis again, to sing together with Ibu Dora on her Crazy Piano in BuGils. We will end the night in Eastern Promise where Wouter will give a performance with his band in the beer garden. A great night out!  Let me know if you are in. No extra costs involved. All around Happy Hours prices. For more info, sms Bartele at 0811169234

Also at midnight this Saturday - at the end of the pub crawl - we organize the first ever

EP Beer Pong Competition
!


What that is? Come and find out!  You won't regret it! You won't forget it! Hosts are 'Beer Pong Athletes' Dan and John!!


ELSEWHERE IN THE WORLD:
 

An American Airlines plane sits at JFK International Airport in New York August 10, 2006. A passenger lighting matches in flight to mask odors from her flatulence resulted in an emergency landing on Monday in Nashville of an American Airlines flight bound for Dallas, said a spokeswoman for Nashville's airport. (Chip East/Reuters)Flatulent passenger grounds airline flight - It maybe one problem airline security officials never envisioned -- a passenger lighting matches in flight to mask odours from her flatulence. (Yahoo)
 

Handout from The Journal of Science showing human sperm. One of the world's largest sperm banks, Denmark's Cryos, said it feared recent changes to tax laws requiring donors to declare income from their contributions would put their anonymity at risk and lead to a fall in donations.(AFP/HO/File)Taxman gives Danish sperm bank a headache - One of the world's largest sperm banks, Denmark's Cryos, said it feared recent changes to tax laws requiring donors to declare income from their contributions would put their anonymity at risk and lead to a fall in donations. (AFP)

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   BUSINESS 
 


Beijing, Jakarta put business before history

After decades of enmity, rapidly industrializing China and resource-rich Indonesia are putting aside their differences to cultivate a symbiotic new relationship focusing on improved bilateral trade and strategic cooperation. (Asia Times)

Seeking Methods of Amputation
After failing to sell Lapindo, Bakrie has apparently guaranteed all the assets of Energi Mega to Deutsche Bank. Share prices continue to be propped up. (Tempo)

Government Delivers Ultimatum to Hutchinson and Natrindo (Tempo)
Indonesia reports 46 percent fall in FDI flow
Indonesia car sales up 61 pct in November



 
 

 

 

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Speaking in Islamic tongues in Indonesia

A Muslim preacher was jailed for leading prayers in the national Malay dialect rather than in Arabic. But the former boxer vows to carry on the fight in the face of harassment from conservatives. It's an issue at the heart of the unfolding contest between conservative and moderate forces for Indonesia's religious and democratic soul. (Asia Times)

 

 

Australian cattle trade campaign under way in Indonesia
 

 

 

Feuding Over Timor Funds
IT seems that victory walks hand in hand with Tommy Suharto. After being release
d remarkably early from Nusakambangan jail, a judges’ panel at the South Jakarta District Court decided that PT Timor Putra Nasional—the car factory owned by the ‘Cendana Prince’—is the legal owner of a bank account worth almost Rp1.3 trillion. The Tax Directorate froze the money in the account in 2001 for Timor’s failure to pay taxes amounting to Rp3 trillion. Why does the government keep losing these cases? (tempo)

 

 


 

 

FROM A READER:

 

Dear Bartelle

  About two years ago, after reading your book, some (girl) friends and I decided to write some stories from our perspective (ok, we're no real writers!) .

  I hope you find it interesting (I'd be interested to hear what you think). You could show it to the British Indian guy who manages My Bar. I knew his name once but have since forgotten (begins with H!), its been so long....



  For the expat girl - The Blok M experience

  Blok M can be fun for the expat girl if you go with the right attitude. That is just to have fun and not get hung up on what you see. It's a great strip for bar hopping. The bars are lively and dark. The beer is cheap. The music is usually pretty terrible, but that's often what makes it a laugh. As a bule wanita you certainly don't need to do anything to get yourself noticed there. Your pasty face and yellow hair is glowing
under the black light. In between bars you are a source of entertainment for the local street vendors too, and it's fun to converse in a bit of Indonesian with them.

  Finding a man in Blok M, believe it or not, is possible. Whether you want it however, knowing where else he may have been, is another thing. Your initial catch is more likely to be an over 40's Texan cowboy than a 30 something hot dish. But at least you get the attention. The 30 something hot dish is blinded by the number of bar girls approaching him. He flits from one to the other, overwhelmed. Everyone wants to talk
to him. Everyone wants to touch him. He feels cool as a cucumber, popular as a film star, dashing as something out of Bollywood. The world (or Blok M, at least) is his oyster. He can't believe this paradise. He is king. He sees the bule wanita and presents an expression of surprise. He may even comment as you walk by "Are you sure you are having a good time?"  He may even show some admiration towards you for having the guts to be there in the first place. The 40 something cowboy is drawn to you for protection. He is new in town, and also overwhelmed, as he  is on his orientation outing with his office colleagues. His colleagues have disappeared, and he is lost. It is relief for him to spot you - you can be his savior. You can rescue him from this madness, just by dancing with him. Meanwhile after enough beers the 30 something hot dish will have had enough. The room is spinning and he can no longer handle the heat. That is when you step in. You take him outside for some air and water, and he'll tell you (as if he is the first) his string of wild stories, including the black magic that's been cast upon him, and how it's so good to have someone to TALK to!

  After a few years in Jakarta, you will be able to stand more than half a minute in the Blok M toilets. In fact the longer you stay the tougher you feel. In there you'll find the Indonesian girls fixing their hair, applying some lip gloss, adjusting their boobs just so. The cubical will be locked for at least ten minutes, and eventually three of them will
appear from within. You find yourself towering above them which can be an uncomfortable feeling at times. At first they'll stare at you like some kind of alien from outer space, but all you have to do is compliment their dress or hair and you are immediately their best friend. Another way to connect is to indicate to them your suffering over the need to empty your bladder while waiting. This will make them
giggle and they'll imitate the notion of crossing legs while dying for a pee. There is something satisfying about making that connection - we're all girls together, no matter what.

  Blok M girls will always be willing to dance with you. They are exhibitionists and a bit of hip grinding, and arms waving around in the air, with a bule wanita will only draw more of the desired attention. The favour is reciprocated. It works both ways, and the bule men are intrigued at the thought that you might be interested in the same thing
as them (even though we are not). If indeed you are with a man, the girls will not interfere. They are good like that.

  Move upstairs to the pool room, and if you are half good at playing pool you will win some admiration, to a certain extent. After many a beer and tequila, things just get better, and the balls are magically drawn to the pockets, no matter what you do. Due to this fact you are now winning, and no longer care about bending over to take a shot, fully revealing your cleavage, the boy's game is beginning to fail, and you see them start to sweat in front of their peers. Usually however, after a while you register you are winning, and you become complacent. Decreasing in attention span or ability to stand still without hopping around to the 80's disco music that's being played, before you know it, he has potted the black. Damn! But satisfaction was achieved of making
him having to work in the first place. Such accomplishment wins you a place on the ladies pool team, which in fact is not ladies at all, when you are bule. Greater satisfaction comes when the diva of Indonesian pool  players invites you to join her team.

  Playing pool with Block M girls is more serious. Not recommended for the ego, if you have one. As they spend all day every day practicing and they are shit hot. You'll be lucky to get one down before they pot the black. How to play pool in four inch stilleto's? This is the question. They need those two fingered gloves to balance them out. If we bule wanitas wore four inch stilleto's the table would be at our knees.

  You are soon invited to the sexy calendar girl competition. On the panel of judges you are asked to announce your name and profession over the microphone. Strangely we all have one name and are professional 'artists'. Being the token bule wanita judge at the sexy calendar girl competition wins you copious amounts of free beer and a front seat. But most of all a satisfaction different to your male counterparts. While we score out of ten, points for complexion, legs, hair, smile, dress and the token personality section, the girls look right into your eyes, and it feels, like 'sister'. All of a sudden you feel like a hero. Just like the boys who dish out endless money every week for sick family, funerals, or school. If you can just give this girl one moment of glory in her unfortunate life. You empathise with the situation and start to admire her for making the most of what she's got. Rp500,000 prize at the end of the night, a bouquet of flowers, trophy and crown. She is  queen! Queen for one glorious moment, and her thanks to you are genuine and heartfelt. You feel happy to have been of service. You are proud of
your baby sister, and next time you are in My Bar, you are welcomed with open arms.

  Satisfaction for all. You stumble to your car, and find humor in waking your driver up in the very early hours of the morning. He is incredibly patient with what you have turned into since he saw you many hours ago and he grins at the thought of over time. He politely drives in silence as you crash out in the back seat. Home sweet home, a few panadol and a litre of water hoping in vain, that you won't have such a horrendous
hangover in a few hours.


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Dear anonymous writer, thank you for your contribution to the expat newsletter. In return you can return to the Blok and receive a whole night of free drinks in the One Tree Bar (next to Oscars). Bart

 

 

 

ORDER THE 2007 BAR CALENDAR NOW!

 

Price: 75.000,- Rp. for a full color 14 (!) page calendar featuring your favorite waitresses from Cazbar - BuGils - Eastern Promise and One Tree. The launching will be next week (to be announced), but you can order already! Email to unibind@cbn.net.id and let us know how many we should reserve (sign or not not signed by the models). Also overseas deliveries.

 

            Pattern on the Wall!

By Priya Tuli

 

Iconic visual chronicler of Jakarta’s fast-vanishing kampungs, Ken Pattern needs no introduction. His art has become as familiar to long-time Jakartans as the lost social heritage so masterfully captured in his lithographs.

As a recognized artist with an impressive string of solo and group exhibitions in Asia, Canada, North America and Europe, one would almost expect a hint of  the ‘artistic temperament’ to show through; but that’s not something Ken subscribes to. Here is a person as open and accessible as his art, generously sharing personal insights and favorite stories, with none of the characteristic hauteur and arrogance that seems to plague art circles. Ciliwung III

His new work bears the unmistakably quirky and original Pattern hallmark, and you will notice a quiet levity that runs through it, irrepressibly bubbling up when you least expect it to.

Over the years, not surprisingly, Ken has gathered a devoted group of collectors, and his work can be found in private as well as public collections. You can also pick up his ‘functional art’ range at bookstores and up-market shops in Jakarta.

Check out  http://www.kenpattern.or.id/ for more stories on the artist and the man; and remember to mark off your calendar for his new exhibition at the Four Seasons Hotel, featuring his latest images of Indonesia and Canada.

Ken Pattern Exhibition:
Four Seasons Hotel, Jakarta
November 22, 2006 – January 23, 2007

 

 

 

 

 

FOR RENT:  BELLAGIO RESIDENCE - Mega Kuningan. 203 sq metres. All new 3 bedroom, 2 1/2 Bath, Lounge and Dining, Kitchen with 1 Car Park and Maid area. Asking US $2500 on 12 months contract. Call the owner direct Ibu Vonny Hartono on 012 719 3952.

 

Roberts Furniture at Jalan Wijaya Kusuma No. D.4, Jakarta 12430. Tel. 021-7512223. A great selection of both original and reproduction furniture at the best prices.

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