February 11th,  2005

 

 

"The Turkish flag is also red, but that doesn't mean

we have anything to do with Manchester United...."



Ismail Hakki Turunc, Turkish delegation head
 

   TOP STORIES  

 

 

An Indonesian woman, holding bread which she has received from a Turkish relief agency looks through the front window of the headquarters of the Turkish relief effort in Banda Aceh, 9 FebTurkish Flags Are Hot Items in Indonesia
Turkish bakers making bread for residents of Indonesia's tsunami-ravaged Aceh province are finding their loaves aren't the only hot item in town. Anything emblazoned with the Turkish flag -- a white crescent and star on a red background -- is in demand, too.
The reason: it's a near look-alike of the banned symbol Gam rebels hoist up their flag, archive pictureof the region's separatist rebels. (NY Times)

 

Muslim world falls short on tsunami aid - Wolfowitz
Parts of the Islamic world are "big on talking about jihad" but have fallen short in aiding Muslim victims of the South Asian tsunami, U.S. Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz said on Thursday. (REuters)

 

 

Malaysia urges Indonesia to drop plans to sue local firms: Reports (JKT Post)
Indonesia's Democracy Target of Bush Budget Request (all American Patriots.com)

 

 

Expat Pool League Getting Bigger and Bigger...!

Bar owners and pool league committee came together in Crossroads Bar last Wednesday to discuss the increasing popular expat pool league. A new record of expatriates (almost 400!) in Jakarta have submitted their name to participate again in the league that will start next week Wednesday. More info at: http://www.jakartapoolleague.com

 

 
 

On the picture from left to right: John (Crossroads), Fabien, Rene, Len (committee), Hitesh (My Bar), Fred (Aphrodite), Mie (Fez-Kinara), Theresia (Oscars), Bartele (BuGils), Sake (Everest), Hano (F39), Daryl (D's Kemang), Paulus (Sportsmans), David (committee), Glen (Maddogs).

 

 

 

FROM THE EDITOR:

 

Over the years I met a number of Americans who claimed they worked for CIA, but that they preferred to be low key during their visit to Indonesian and kindly asked me not to tell anybody else. If they really were CIA they probably would never be so stupid to tell it to a half drunk bar manager / newsletter distributor! (or could they be that stupid..?) Anyway, I had again an ex-CIA employee in my bar two weeks ago. When I asked him why he left the service he responded that he had married this beautiful Indonesian girl and he didn't want her to go her trough all the screening tests or back ground checks. Why? Could he be afraid of the outcome? An innocent Indonesian girl like her could never be a threat to the American society (or could she..?). Anyway, the man and his wife were nice and I had a few beers with them.

 

An evening later they were back. When the talk went on about food, the American claimed he was trained to be a cook before he joined with the CIA. If I needed some help in the kitchen he would be happy to assist for a few months and to set up a menu. He was jobless at the moment anyway. I appreciated his offer but having an ex-CIA agent in my kitchen didn't seem to be a good idea to me. After all, BuGils had outsourced the kitchen to KOI restaurant and I was sure our Belgium chef Bernois doesn't want to have his secret recipes to fall in the hands of the CIA!

For the third time in a row the ex-CIA officer and his wife were back in BuGils. I introduced him to Lee, a long-time American friend and colleague (he just sold his bar in St. Louis). They played some pool but apparently the Democrat and the Republican didn't go along that well, and after some quarreling Lee decided to leave. Lee send me the following text message later that night: 'I left as he was one of us Americans who think we should rule the world.' I asked him back: 'I would expect an ex-CIA to be a bit more discrete with his political opinions'. Lee's second SMS made a lot clear to me: 'Bart, mind you, CIA also stands for Culinary Institute of America', it is one of the biggest organizations in the US'.

I know a lot of you think I make up this stories. Believe me, I don't.  -- Bartele

 


PS. The previous newsletter was regarded as SPAM be many providers due to the content of some explicit language in some of the newstories. The link to that previous newsletter is: http://www.bartele.com/newsletters/Feb07nl2005.htm

 

 

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ELSEWHERE IN THE WORLD:

 

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!  A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances. She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours." Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing. (Reuters)

 

 

 

   
   BUSINESS 
 


Singapore builds bridges with Jakarta
Ever since the changes in leadership in Indonesia and Singapore, there have been signs that the two estranged nations are trying to make a fresh beginning. Singapore's extraordinary support following the tsunami has only reinforced the process, and its businesses will play a major role in reconstruction efforts. (Asia Times)

 

 

 

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ARTICLES
 


Due to time restrictions today no articles.

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Dear Readers: So far I only received positive reactions on my book. I want to share a few with you. You might think I do this to up sell my book and to be honest, yes, you are right. ;-)

From a regular:

Bart, I have a serious complaint. Have today finally found time to read your book that you kindly signed two weeks ago. As a result of the compelling read, another spare day has gone by and I have done nothing else except for finish the book! Can't remember the last time that happened. Congratulations!   - Chris Wren

From my ex-staff:

My God Bart... I swear God last time in airport Jakarta I was in transit and I saw a bule with some of his friends laughing so loud in the airport. Then I saw they were reading BULE GILA. Then I realised it was your book! I am so proud bart, BuGils always wants to be the best success... And now famous too!  -- Your ex-waitress Endjie

From a diary of an Indonesian girl on the internet: 

'My current read is Bule Gila: Tales of A Dutch Barman in Jakarta by Bartele Santema. It's a compilation of true stories that were experienced by the author, who is also the owner of a bar called Bugils (an abbreviation of Bule Gila (Indonesian for crazy Caucasian person), and the s just serves the English purpose of plurality indication). People...I recommend you grab the book immediately! It's hilarious...I was already laughing my ass off really hard when I was barely on page 15! LOL. This book is truly a relief from my last read, Agatha Christie's Passenger to Frankfurt, which requires you to think damn hard just in order to understand the plot. '

 

From left to right: Victor, Risa and ex-bartendress Endjie (Singga)

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